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thejeremysawner:

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I guess you’re really good at staying out of drama then..?

Something like that. 

Enough about me, sounds like you were in hell the past couple days. 

thejeremysawner:

Yeah… It’s a bit hard to live in a place where everyone has relationship drama. Then again, we all have to go through it at one point.

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Yeah, well, I don’t. 

Seems like everyone’s in love these days. You people make me sick obsessing over each other. There are, in fact, other ways to keep yourself occupied. 

alaskaxhart:

Don’t call me ‘hon’. I have a name, and I expect you to use it-or don’t talk to me.

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Well there’s your first mistake. I don’t go by other people’s expectations, hon. And telling me not to talk to you unless I use your name is just gonna make it worse. Better start praying, blondie.

milly-hastings:

I will.

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Damn, you too? Alright, but she’s pricey as hell when it comes to them. Warning you now.

Got it. I just want to try them. See what the hype’s all about. So don’t let her send me a whole batch I don’t have that kind of money. 

alaskaxhart:

I don’t appreciate your condescension.

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I wasn’t expecting you to, hon. 

theoausten:

What does the police have to do — actually don’t answer that, I don’t want to know.

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Mm, it’s better this way.

Theo, right? 

milly-hastings:

Aw, I feel so special now, thanks.

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For real, I’m about to get Carter to take me out there to check.

Yeah, no problem, just don’t get used to it.

Alright, I’ll see you around. Tell her I said hey. Oh, and that I wouldn’t mind her making me some brownies. 

alaskaxhart:

I don’t understand why my hair is the only identifier people ever use to refer to me.

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Because it’s simple and just patronizing enough. 

irischapen:

Still. What did you even do ?

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I’ll tell you, just don’t look so irritated. Geez.

This girl found this Paramore shirt I hid a while ago at the store and won the manager over so I took the chance to get it back before she comes home.